I'll admit that, being now 30 years old (*sob*) it might be a little late to start worrying about what I'm going to be when I grow up. On some days, I want to grow up to be Bob Brady. Other days, I want to be a Voltron-force pilot. Yesterday, I wanted to be one of those History-channel archaeologists.
Today, though, I have writer-envy ... so I want to be Jack Baruth.
OPPOSE THE "BAILOUT"? YOU'RE A MORON.
SMACK! My right fist banged off the arm of my pumpkin-colored Natuzzi recliner as the swelling bloodthirsty tide of righteous f***ing indignation crested in my feverishly twisting heart. In the space of a moment I’d redone all the tendon and ligament damage so patiently healed over the course of the past month, an injury suffered in a last-ditch but ultimately successful attempt to keep my completely sideways Neon race car off the man-killing concrete wall in Putnam Park’s final turn by dialing in steering corrections faster than my hands could accomplish ...
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Ah... but do you want to pilot one of the Voltron lions, or one of the Voltron car/spaceships?
ReplyDeleteChoose carefully!