First XKCD scores a big hit with installment 570, and now this intertube shiny from the good people at Neatorama and Andrea Wachner.
Andrea, you are my freakin' HERO ... and seriously, where can I find more Cricket?
Seriously, if you never wanted to do something like this to your high-school classmates, whether you loved 'em or hated 'em - ESPECIALLY if you loved 'em! - you have no soul.
Watch the video.