Notorious comedy group Improv Everywhere struck the New York City subway system earlier this morning, planting thousands of bottomless adventurers onto a number of random subway trains to make a statement about ... I dunno, genitals?
Best part of the video?
Skip ahead to 0:25 in, when the guy asks everyone involved to "be as respectful as possible, and - you know - try not to rub your genitals on anyone."
YOU CAN DISRESPECT THIS GUY ANYTIME
Gotta hand it to 'em, Improv Everywhere knows how to throw a party.