OPTIMUS PRIME DIED FOR YOU
Some things are sick and wrong. Other things are stupid, sick, and wrong. This Transformers-inspired church bulleting about Methodists "transforming people" is some unholy combination of weird, creepy, blasphemous, stupid, sick, and wrong.
Come on, people! Everyone knows Optimus Prime died on a table, not on a cross.
SADDEST MOVIE MOMENT EVER + DRAMATIC MUSIC = BAWW
Special thanks to the Geekologie writer for digging up this little, um ... gem? Here's hoping the Methodicons don't get you.