cake pops

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F*** YEAH

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These, dear friends, are Starbucks' new cake pops, and they are the best thing in the world.

As my good friend Scotty says, "they're bad for the abs", but I can't really see my abs under all this fat man-meat, so whether they are or not, I honestly couldn't tell you. What I can tell you is: you should try one.