Showing posts with label conspiracy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label conspiracy. Show all posts

15.4.11

this theory has legs






INSERT WINE METAPHOR HERE


I believe that everyone has some kind of special talent - like a sixth sense or mild Dr. Dolittleism. Just stay with me here, and take a moment to observe the people in your life.

I have one friend who attracts all manner of neighborhood cats to her door each night, without giving the little buggers food. Her mother felt a sharp pain in her gut whenever she brought certain boys over ...

... or maybe you (like me) have an auto-obsessive friend who has a spyder sense (see what I did there?) for weird, rare cars. More than once, we'd be deep in conversation while driving to a movie when his head would snap left. He'd execute a raucous, three-lane u-turn, jamming the front of the car into the driveway of a tiny used car dealership or pick-and-pull or abandoned gas station because the side mirror peeking out from under that torn old car cover could "only" be British.

Sure, he could have killed us both many times over, but then he wouldn't have found that special, rusted out Italian crap-heap Lancia to restore, either - and we all gots'ta have priorities.

Like I said, I suspect many fine people are blessed with these gifts, and I also suspect there is a physiological explanation involved.

[insert a random internet crawl]

As soon as I found it, it hit me: olfactory.

Apparently, there exist men and women out there who can detect, with their sense of smell, the unique tang of even trace airborne molecules of rust, Italian oil, or errant drops of espresso dried in between the seams of the dashboard ... maybe not from 60 feet away at 40 mph, but hear me out.

Olfaction is a form of chemoreception (the ability to perceive specific molecules in the air), and - usually - the sense of smell is reserved for locating food, finding a mate, and averting danger. "The essentials", in other words.

Enter: the gearhead.

Do you know someone who claims to taste vanilla, chocolate, smoke, steak, glue, and Play-Doh in their wine? Someone who can find a Greek restaurant in their sleep? What about someone who considers offbeat cars to be the end all and be all of human existence?

You're reading this blog, so you probably know at least one.

These people have become bipedal hounds - finely-tuned instruments of discovery, focused on finding their specific "treasures", often in spite of (or encouraged by!) the horrified faces of their peers.

Back to the point about "special superpowers", then: it's smell. It's some smell thing, I think ... and I'm pretty comfortable with that theory.

That or Grey Aliens (it's 50/50).

22.10.10

voting is a funny thing






I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE


As you can see in the video (above) this voter is trying to cast his vote for Rick Perry, a Republican candidate for Governor. When he presses his finger to Perry's name, however, the machine selects Green Party candidate Deb Shafto. The machine isn't just skewing votes to her, either - the Green Party candidates for each of the other offices on the ballot are also being "voted" for.

He tries again, and again, and the same thing happens each time.

SO, have fun "voting" this November, and remember the words of Emma Goldman: if voting changed anything, they would make it illegal.

SOURCE: Gizmodo.

20.2.10

lotus v. unintended acceleration



I was thoroughly enjoying this article on Lotus' slick new Evora GT when something a bit - strange - caught my attention. See if you see it, too.
Now that [Lotus] is preparing to launch an all-new model to boost its standing and appeal to a different type of buyer. With four seats, a Camry V6 and a fully trimmed interior, we have to ask: Will the Evora become the new Esprit?

Toyota's involvement with Lotus has been heavily publicized in the past, having been heralded as Lotus' ticket to volume, reliability, and mainstream adoration. Why is it then, that along with all the news pummeling Toyota in recent weeks, I haven't heard anything about a massive Lotus safety recall on the big car sites?



UNINTENDED ACCELERATION: DOING IT RIGHT


Examiner writer Marci Stone picked up on Lotus' impending recalls a few weeks ago, but a quick Google search (at 11:30PM EST on 20FEB2010) reveals that she's pretty much the only one. Indeed, automotive.com doesn't currently list a single throttle or ECU-related recall.

Still, while such a recall may be seen as a huge chink in Toyota's armor, most of the Lotus drivers I know run full-throttle to the grocery store, so I doubt they'd even notice (or complain) about "sudden acceleration", but all that Camry talk has sort of taken the bloom off this rose lotus, as far as I'm concerned.

Maybe I'll start looking into a Hawk HF2000, instead.