Showing posts with label smart. Show all posts
Showing posts with label smart. Show all posts

3.12.10

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THE LOVE THAT DARE NOT SPEAK CANNOT PRONOUNCE ITS NAME


You've got to hand it to the guys at Jalopnik. Day after day, week after week, month after month, year after year they keep finding the most goofy awesome automotive videos on the interwebs ... and this video, with its inexplicable "action" cut at 0:35, is no exception.



INEXPLICABLE ACTION


I have no idea what the video is supposed to be showing us, other than the obvious: a bunch of German microcars engaged in some kind of dirt-track death race to the tune of an all-banjo soundtrack.

Going a step beyond the obvious, however, Jalopnik seems to have made sense of the film, claiming that the movie's synopsis - when run through Google - translates to the following:
Earth has rotated so many times around the sun that has reached the early 1960s. Martin, Blue, Rami and Bambi elelevät sand pits cut through the mass of a country village haaveineen. Martin would like a career musician, Blue to build a career in fashion models in Helsinki , Rami miss working Bambilla rally star and future plans are still open. Between the monitored luihun pop boss, the movie "bad guy", attempts to find new lead singer promises...Young people can not agree, however, to focus on kuhinointiin can breathe, as the rally Ramin dreams of kingship to be tuned ajokaluaan victory Bambi wants to get in shape and out of small rural village surroundings. He has a good singing voice, which she wins the popular song contest. But the organizer of the competition starts to harass Bambia car's back seat and the girl's pop star dreams of flowing tears in the sand.

The world kinda makes sense a little more sense now, doesn't it?

You're welcome.

14.4.10

1 in 40 of you can do 2 things at once



According to the Psychonomic Bulletin and Review, 39 in 40 humans are a bunch of troglodytes have one-track minds. For that lucky 1 in 40, however, mental multi-tasking is possible.



TECHNICALLY YOU ARE 1 IN 40 NOW


Natural multi-taskers were discovered during the course of another study, which attempted to determine whether driving while distracted was dangerous.

After claiming their Master of the Obvious awards, the scientists realized that the driving abilities of approximately 1 in 40 test subjects remained constant (or improved!) while distracted by solving math problems or talking on phones.

These special 1 in 40 have been dubbed "supertaskers" by the scientists involved, who obviously hope to diminish their innate awesomeness by saddling them with a crap codename.





WE ALL KNOW HOW THIS WILL END


The "supertasker" study's author, Jason Watson, warns humanity to not use this as an excuse to talk, eat tacos, apply nail polish, and brush hair while it drives. Still, I know a lot of people named Jason, and I'm not impressed.

I think that means a paradigm shift is coming soon, which could be the next step in our evolution; and I, for one, welcome our new "supertasker" overloards, who will bring us to a new Golden Age of texting and driving, safely.

21.10.08

renntech for smart






While not quite as wild as the RENN's April Fool's Smart 7.22 Spec.R, RENNTECH's new ECU upgrade for Smart Fortwo does bump the stock Smart's output to 74 hp - sharpening the car's throttle response and noticeably improving shifting. Top speed limiter is reset to 200 km/h (124 mph).

Good luck getting there!

If you're headed to SEMA this year, expect to see 5 or 6 "powered by RENNTECH" Smart cars out there in various states of tune - including the Lucky Taco Fortwo! (below)





MSRP $795

CLICK HERE for more information.

1.4.08

super smart smarter than stupid cars






RENNTECH's 722 tuning package for the Mercedes SLR McLaren supercar has been generating a lot of attention recently, as has RENNTECH's appointment as the American agent for the Mercedes-Benz McLaren 722GT club racer and SLR.Club Trophy USA series.

Building on these runaway successes, RENNTECH has released details of an exciting new project called the 7.22. Based on the new Smart ForTwo, the 7.22 is powered by two (2) 1000cc, 3 cyl. Smart engines, each mated to its own 5-speed, automated transmission.

“One engine drives the front wheels, the other drives the rears,” explains Hartmut Feyhl, RENNTECH's president and ex-technical director of AMG North America. “One of my employees, Jo Borras, previously worked with Mosler to build their dual-engined Cadillac TwinStar, and made the magazine rounds a few years later with his own twin-engined Hyundai Tiburon. It seemed like a good idea to try on the Smart, so we went with it.”

Each of the Smart's drive units exists in its own subframe, complete with its own ECU and electronics, making the process fairly straightforward. Feyhl explained that once the steering mechanism was integrated into the engine's cradle, the resulting subframe mounted directly to the existing safety cell, using the same mounting points as the original. Feyhl admits “the hardest part was getting the 7.22's new plastic bodywork 'right'.”

Interestingly, since each engine and transmission assembly is completely isolated, there is no need to synchronize the two. Feyhl informed us that “each engine and ECU finds its job suddenly easier, and simply acts as if it were going downhill or carrying a lighter load.”

Never ones to leave well enough alone, however, the crew at RENNTECH set to work on their pint-sized terror ... but even putting out a string of 750 hp SLR McLarens and 900 lb-ft bi-turbo AMG cars didn't prepare them for what happeed next.

The boys at RENNTECH were surprised (“shocked” might be a better word) by what happened when the software engineers cracked the Smart's Bosch electronics and removed the engine's rev limiters. “It revved like a liter-bike,” says Feyhl, “and none of us expected anything quite like that!”

Using the Triumph Speed Triple motorcycle's torque curve as a guide, RENNTECH's software engineers began massaging the Smart's fuel maps until they achieved a totally unbelievable result: 91 raucous, twitchy horsepower at a stratospheric 11,800 rpm.

That's right, kiddies. Ninety-one peak horsepower at eleven-thousand, eight-hundred rpm from each of the two Smart 3 cylinders ... and the new, RENNTECH-imposed rpm limit? An absolutely SCREAMING 13,200 rpm.

The end result is a twin-engined, 182 hp AWD street machine that zips from zero to sixty in an astonishing (and terrifying!) 5.1 seconds, on its way to a top speed of 138 mph.

Getting all of the RENNTECH Smart 7.22's newfound power to the ground are a set of specially-designed 17” RENNTECH forged Monolite wheels wrapped in Michelin Pilot sport tires. Hard, fade-free stops are made possible by RENNTECH's 14” 2-piece rotors and Smart-specific 4 piston calipers, while RENNTECH's new “Go-eco” exhaust system makes use of futuristic technology to ensure that the 7.22's only emissions are a blend of pure oxygen and a potpourri of fresh lilacs and honeyuckle.

The RENNTECH Smart 7.22 is available today for $39,990. Contact RENNTECH for more (please check today's date before ordering).