the bombshell fantasy

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NIIICE

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Online automotive treasure-trove Jalopnik just posted this: Adriana Lima showing off the two-million-dollar "Bombshell Fantasy Bra" from Victoria's Secret, which is made of 18-karat white gold and encrusted with over 3000 jewels.

Apparently there is some sort of car in the picture as well, which you can see in glorious high-definition over at the original post.

the naked ape zombie carwash video

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THEY DROVE IN FOR A FEW COLD ONES

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I stumbled upon this gem during my daily zombie search (I have a daily zombie search), and it is awesome! Hordes of hot zombie women washing a car with their warm soapy zombie bodies and foaming at the mouth ... necrophilia hasn't looked this good since the last Twilight movie!

Enjoy!

awesome 80's childhood: the matrix

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OTHER PEOPLE HAVE CROSSES

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If you were a child in the 1980's, the Matrix was at the center of your robotic universe. Long before Keanu Reeves took some crazy pills that were handed to him by a heavily armed and visibly angry black man wearing leather pants in an abandoned warehouse because of something he read online, the Matrix was actually a clever thing.

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QUALIFIED PHARMACIST

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See, back in 1985, the Matrix allowed Hot Rod to become Rodimus Prime, light the Autobots' darkest hour, and open a can of thinly-veiled Christian whoop-ass up on Unicron (who had horns, dammit! HORNS!). The Matrix also allowed Hasbro to pump out an entirely new line of toys, which you had to have, because the old ones were - old ... or, something.

In any event, Timothy Miller's Deviant Art gallery had the incredibly dorky totally awesome stained-glass Matrix of Autobot Leadership up there, and I had to post something about it.

You're welcome.

dirty girls, clean cars

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TWO HOURS OF YOUR LIFE YOU WILL NEVER GET BACK

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I once wrote that every website on the planet was somehow inferior to this one ... but since I stumbled upon this interactive (woot!) flash game from scenestealer, I'm not so sure.

Click on the link above to see what I mean ... be sure you have a few hours to kill.

sunshine superchik | introduction

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Everyone, meet Frankie.

For those of you who don't know her personally, let me give you a quick summary: Frankie is a 6-foot, Italian/Peruvian Hottie with an absolutely wicked sense of humor and a t-rex for a spirit animal.

If you have a problem picturing that, think "the love child of Wonder Woman and Grimlock".

Got it?

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That's the idea.

Over the past few years, Frankie and I have shared a lot of adventures, and I'm sure her unique take on life, love, and the simple delicacies you can only find at interstate truck stops will entertain you as much as they entertain me.

Welcome to Sunshine.

To find out why she's holding three (3) pounds of White Castle sliders, you'll have to read her first post: Sunshine Superchik | Part I.

Stay tuned ...

angry green girls

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"Helloooooo."

For those of you who haven't yet watched the good Reverend Charles' debut video, go ahead and watch it now. We'll wait.

Everyone who HAS seen it, though, can probably guess that Charlie's crazy-eye face down there sent me into such peels of laughter that writing just about anything seemed nigh impossible. Something, then, must have snapped me out of it - but what?

This.

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That, dear friends, is Angry Green Girl's "Shameless Hybrid Bikini Carwash", wherein several of LA's hottest greeniacs stripped away any excess coverings and lathered up any lucky hybrid car that happened by ...

and, brother, did they happen by!

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The story was picked up by Jalopnik, Autoblog, and others, but doesn't do much to really explain the Angry Green Girl cause. I've reached out with a few questions, however, and if I hear back you'll be the first to know.

In the meantime, head on over to Jalopnik's bikini carwash photo gallery for more Angry Green Girl fun in the LA sun.

it's rough out there | detroit dub show

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Man! It is getting ROUGH out there!

You just KNOW the economy is blowing out the bottom of the sh*tter when THESE THREE MONSTERS can get work as models at a DUB show.

Maybe I'm spoiled, but when you can't even buy ass ... YIKES, brother! That's all I'm sayin'.

CLICK HERE to see the rest of the worst.

bikini driving school

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Just a bunch of aunts and cars - pretty simple concept. CLICK HERE to visit the site (plenty of pics and videos).

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Overheard ...
Reader 1: Aunts? What does he mean, 'aunts'?
Reader 2: I'm pretty sure that was a typo.
Reader 1: But what did he mean to- oh.
Reader 2: Yeah.
Reader 1: That's pretty crude.
Reader 2: Yeah. It is.