cricket is internet gold

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First XKCD scores a big hit with installment 570, and now this intertube shiny from the good people at Neatorama and Andrea Wachner.

Andrea, you are my freakin' HERO ... and seriously, where can I find more Cricket?

Seriously, if you never wanted to do something like this to your high-school classmates, whether you loved 'em or hated 'em - ESPECIALLY if you loved 'em! - you have no soul.

Watch the video.

cycling + pole dancing

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That's right - some entrepreneurial young mind (?) has combined the sweaty exercise of cycling with the erotic sweatiness of pole-dancing.

It's called a PoleRider, and I like it.

Did I day "like"? I meant LOVE! I love Love LOVE this idea! It's sort of a sex-heavy, neon rickshaw, and I can't quite believe I haven't seen more of these turning heads in and around Coconut Grove, South Beach, Key West, Orlando (Whitney! Get off that thing!), etc.

Just. F***ing. Brilliant.

If you want me to make this thing profitable for you, let me know.