Showing posts with label sex. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sex. Show all posts

19.8.10

gay zombie porn banned in australia






BRAAINS! BRAAAAAAAINS!! ALSO SEX


Today's zombie news is about something many Americans consider to be innate: a right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness hot, gay, zombie sex.

LA Zombie is a gay, alien, and slightly pornographic zombie film by Bruce LaBruce, which gained a bit of notoriety when it was banned by the Melbourne International Film Festival last month.

Initially, this got me thinking about Americans' rights to free expression, along with rights to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness, and my initial reaction went something like "If it makes those Aussies happy to watch gay zombie porn, let'em watch it!" ... then I read the synopsis (courtesy of wikipedia).
A homeless schizophrenic (François Sagat), thinks he's an alien zombie sent to earth. Roaming the streets of Los Angeles in search of dead bodies (either finding the bodies or witnessing a murder), trying to bring the dead back to life by engaging in homosexual sex.

... and that is just the tip of the iceberg!

The problems Australia's "decency police" seem to have with the film spring from all the fatal wound penetration, necrophilia, full frontal nudity, etc. taking place on a 40' tall screen (in stunning HD!).

So, yeah ... not much to defend there, but I'm too busy thinking about hot zombie actors with scalp tattoos to care. LA Zombie Hardcore is slated to come out after Halloween - see you at the premier!!

21.11.08

cycling + pole dancing






That's right - some entrepreneurial young mind (?) has combined the sweaty exercise of cycling with the erotic sweatiness of pole-dancing.

It's called a PoleRider, and I like it.

Did I day "like"? I meant LOVE! I love Love LOVE this idea! It's sort of a sex-heavy, neon rickshaw, and I can't quite believe I haven't seen more of these turning heads in and around Coconut Grove, South Beach, Key West, Orlando (Whitney! Get off that thing!), etc.

Just. F***ing. Brilliant.

If you want me to make this thing profitable for you, let me know.

7.9.08

might be real



RENNTECH S600 v. Porsche Turbo





My last post covered a UK study about the sound of exotic cars causing sexual arousal ... had to be fake, right?

That's what I thought - but I had to admit: watching one of the RENN's S600's go to pound-town on a Porsche Turbo did make me all kinds of giddy - so maybe the study is real.

Or might be real.

Maybe.

has to be fake



A recent study published by UPI (which, at first glance, is not some UK equivalent of the Onion) indicates that women are sexually aroused by the sounds of powerful luxury automobiles.

Ya, I know.

We touched on this subject a few months ago when we had that Heffner Ford GT on the RENN's dyno ... but I'm still waiting for the punchline on this one.

CLICK HERE to read it for yourself.