Showing posts with label Russia. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Russia. Show all posts

28.5.10

shameless plug for my other blog




CARBOTASTIC COMRADE


I've been reading these Russian posts from the past year or so - stories filled with Switzer's mad Russians racing their super-fast cars at evil speeds on public roads, seemingly without a care in the world.

They fascinate me, these Russians. I want to know more about them. How do they think? Where do they live? What - most importantly - do they eat?

If you've read my other blog, then you know already I'm a bit of a foodie, so it seems a natural enough question to me. You'll also know that I have a real problem with Ohio winters, so how do these Russians get through theirs? By loading up on that superb Russian staple: bread!

I was as surprised as you probably are to learn that bread is one food item a Russian table is rarely without.

Now, we all know that no decent human can deny the satisfaction of a freshly-baked loaf of crusty bread, but the Russians elevate its importance to an intense level of seriousness. The Russian intellectuals have asserted that "the quality of bread is the quality of our life".

The importance the Russians have placed on their bread isn't recent, either. During the Cold War, the baking of bread was industrialized, and the Soviet government fixed its price, making a bland, homogenized, and stereotypically communistic sort of bread accessible to all.

In the home, more traditional wives and grandmothers prided themselves on their mad bredmakin' skillz. How did they organize culinary throw-downs in Russia? By pairing off a dense and chewy Borodinsky against a Chorni Chleb - a particular black bread with more than twenty ingredients, including rye flour, chocolate, shallots, coriander, and caraway seeds ... it sounds divine.

All this emphasis on bread and baking follows the Russian proverb, "bread is at the head of everything," and it seems to do a body good

In any event, I hope you enjoyed the little food-based side-track. I'll be posting quite a bit more about Russian foods on Let Me Be Frankie, so keep checking in there in-between your weekly doses of Sunshine.

And, finally, because I couldn't resist ...



IN SOVIET RUSSIA BOBBY FLAYS YOU


... ah, Yakov. You taught us well.

5.5.10

to russia with love | part iv






OOOH IT'S GONNA BE A GREAT SUMMER


It's been a long winter, but the Switzer P800 Russian test-pilots are back in business. Their first match-up? A million-dollar, one-thousand-plus-horsepower Bugatti Veyron supercar.

How'd the boys do? Dragtimes hasn't released their final cut of the video (with VBox GPS timing of the results) but you can bench race this thing every which way from Sunday ... which I have been ... since October.

Enjoy the teaser, guys ... and keep in mind: that gap between the Switzer P800s and the Veyron? Over 1.3 million USD.

21.10.09

sunshine theme week | godzilla ii | 'zilla v. busa








The boys in Russia are running wild, street-racing a Switzer P800 GTR Nissan against a Suzuki Hayabusa - one of the fastest street bikes money can buy! It's a bit of a wash at the start, where the AWD Nissan has a clear advantage, but from 60 mph on it's a dead heat, and the car walks the bike above 170 mph.

My favorite part? When the camera pans over the speedo at more than 200 mph!





Great stuff - we're so proud of these guys and grateful to the Dragtimes video crew for taking this great footage week after week!

Source: Switzer Performance News

29.8.09

to russia with love | part iii








In our last installment, one of our Moscow customers put his Switzer P800 GTR Nissan to the test against one an awesomely powerful LPE ZR1 Corvette. The two titans screamed from 0-200+ neck-and-neck in round 1, with the Switzer car pulling away HARD in round 2.

Fun for the whole family!

Today's installment pits the P800 against its greatest nemesis: the clock!

Enjoy!

14.8.09

to russia with love | part ii






Remember that sikk 2010 GTR we sent over to Moscow a few weeks back?

Here it is again, running against an awesomely powerful (and much lighter!) Lingenfelter Corvette ZR1, courtesy of dragtimes.info.

Enjoy!







In case you didn't catch the title - this is some sort of "revanche" race (revenge?), caught on film by the guys at dragtimes. Even without the bitchin' Russian techno, this is still kickass to the right!

Thanks for the video link, Mike!

6.7.09

to russia with love | part i




My longtime reader will remember my friends in Russia - the escaped mental patients who regularly see 200 mph on relatively public Russian freeways. In this latest installment of Crazy + Russia = Switzer Performance, we bring you something of an exclusive ...








Fun, fun, fun, for sure!

Unlike most customer cars, we were able to dyno and road-test this particular GTR bone-stock, and generated a yawn-inducing 11.8 sec 60-130 mph run. Once tuned, that time dropped to 6.8 seconds.

BIG difference!

Enjoy the video (stock v. tuned, above), and remember to turn the speakers down before hitting "play" ... Godzilla has a mean roar!

30.5.09

sikk twin-turbo lada






Next up in the pantheon of Russian crazy that is rapidly becoming a Sunshine hallmark is the absolutely Mad whip above.

This twin-turbo "Gladkov" edition Lada first appeared on Autoblog last week, and perhaps they said it best: "Most of our crew aren't digging the scissor doors, but the intercooler-as-grille idea, well, that's just inspired. And the twin-turbo powertrain? Boffo."

FYI:
This is what it looked like BEFORE.





Crazy, no?

CLICK HERE for the original article.

19.5.09

i love you, mother russia








With all the crazy top speed events, rockin' techno, and $4000 brides that have been coming my way lately, you'd think I'd be all "Russ'd out", wouldn't you?

But, no!

Instead, the more eastern-European goodness I get, the more I seem to crave. Take the little video nugget, above. I found it earlier today on Jalopnik, and I've probably sent it to a dozen people already.

Enjoy!





Euro Thug Life > US Thug Life - oh, yes!

15.5.09

evotech cl65 v. hks gtr v. switzer 997








You've seen enough of these videos (HERE, HERE, and HERE) to know how this ends by now, right?

The big surprise here is how close to Switzer's Porsche the Evotech AMG actually is - holding tight on Godzilla and not losing sight of the Switzer car at speeds approaching 200 mph.

Amazing.

14.5.09

top speed | russia






Between posting some incredible, techno-tastic video of his Switzer-tuned 997tt tip obliterating most of Moscow's exotic cars and posting pictures with such creative titles as "SPI Bitches UGLY" (above), Mike from TTR is quickly becoming one of my favorite people.

These pics are from a "top speed" event held in Russia this past weekend, where Michael claims he "killed" a any number of tuned Benzos, Vipers, and even a Heffner-built turbo GT similar to the one pictured HERE.

Given this pic (below), I can believe it.





Keep in mind, Mike's driving a Switzer 700/750 997TT Tip car that, earlier this month, ran a 10.4 second 1/4 mile on 93 octane. On a 10.6 second run stateside, a similar car pulled 1.5 g's at launch.

So, yeah - I'm a believer! You can see more great pics of Russian exotics (and not-so ugly girls) from this event HERE, HERE, and HERE.

27.4.09

(switzer + russia) / techno = gold








Switzer's Moscow agent is at it again, and this time it looks like someone slipped him a copy of Final Cut!

I have to say, the combination of synthesized techno music and oh-so-Soviet-era black and white fonts really make it for me. It's not quite an afternoon with the techno twins (Claude and Viter! Woot!) but the ultra-kickass nature of this video speaks for itself, with Tym Switzer's tiptronic beasties going to town on some of Russia's fastest contenders.

Enjoy!

23.4.09

switzer 997 crashes audi | bmw party








Russia, as my new fried Mike has recently proved, is a crazy place. It's not Canada crazy or Japan crazy, though - it's its own special brand of crazy. Possibly potato-Vodka-crazy.

Not sure.

Regardless, though, this latest clip from Mr. Fedianov is a great example of what happens when there's a drag race happening anywhere near Mike's Switzer-tuned 997 tiptronic Porsche.


NOTE:
Dusty, if you're reading this, don't let Cress see it. It'll crush his BMW-fanboy neshuma.