Showing posts with label Mercedes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Mercedes. Show all posts

4.4.11

the goldilocks car




IGNORE THE OTHER AWESOME CARS


One of the reasons I've been hiding from Sunshine as long as I have is that we've been running around like mental patients eight-year-olds trying to get. Things. Done. And yes, I know that. Writing. Like. This. doesn't emphasize what I'm trying to say any more than it makes my computer sound like that asthmatic kid from Malcolm in the Middle, but (dammit, man!) I am tired.

As far excuses for being tired go, though, I'm sure that jamming a massive, 875 hp (700+ whp) V12 into a relatively small E Class Mercedes ranks right up there with "dude, she's a machine!" for acceptability, so I'll get right to the point: this is "the Goldilocks car", and it is what happens when the C class is too small, the S class is too big, and the SLR McLaren 722GT is too motherloving SLOW. There's a full press release and photo-gallery over at Speedriven.com, but you can CLICK HERE to jump right to it.

Enjoy!

12.1.11

2012 s350 diesel




DIESEL BABY


I just posted this article about the new-for-2012 Mercedes S350 Bluetec over on my other blog, Gas 2.0. Usually that would be that, since what I post there rarely makes it over here (and vice-versa).

All the same, this diesel Benz (above) fills me with outrageous desires.





MWAAAHAHAHA!


So, what do you think? Any players ready for a $120,000, 500 hp diesel flagship drift Mercedes-Benz?

hartmut's b****



As many of you probably know, I spent a few years working for Hartmut Feyhl over at RENNtech in South Florida. I made a lot of good friends working there, but there's been just too much bad blood (and mental instability) on the part of the ownership there for me to stay on their good side.

All the same, I never bad-mouthed RT on the forums. I never spoke about them at all, actually, unless specifically asked or provoked.

Earlier today, however, someone I introduced myself to responded with "I remember you. You used to be Hartmut's bitch."

:: pauses for dramatic effect ::

This, of course, did not sit well with me.

A short while later, someone sent this little nugget of comedic gold to my inbox. The planets thus aligned, I decided to post it here immediately.

You know how people talk about not burning bridges? This is me fire-bombing those bridges from a Fairchild Republic A-10.

Enjoy!

8.1.11

1990 mercedes c11






CLASSIC SICKNESS


Every once in a great while, I like to have a profound philosophical insight that changes the way I think about the world and how I see my place in it. In today's insight, however, it was perhaps the way I see Speedriven's place in the world that's changed.

That said, I won't share exactly what that insight was; but I will hint at it.

Watch and learn.

5.1.11

speedriven | s600 + $9000 = 700 hp




2009 S600 MERCEDES BENZ


In the world of Mercedes-Benz tuning, $9000 American doesn't usually buy you a whole lot. If you're shopping at RENNtech, $9000 will buy you a set of RENNtech wheels, but not tires. Over at Brabus, $9000 will buy you all manner of leather-covered things and some shiny, light-up interior bits, but not quite enough shiny, light-up bits to park your Benz with the cool kids from Quadrophenia. $9000 will also buy you the front half of a Mansory bodykit, assuming you want your Benz to look like a Cylon destroyer.

Here at Speedriven, though, things are different. We don't sell flash wheels, LED dress-up baubles, or questionable body kits. Here at Speedriven, we sell speed.

Keep that in mind when you look at the 2009 S600 up there. Sure, it may not look much different from the other Mercedes down at the Whole Paycheck, but one look under the hood of this Speedriven-prepared S600 is all it takes to see that this big Benz is different.



SHINY


The Speedriven package fitted to the W221-chassis Mercedes S600 shown here features a polished set of Speedriven's top-mounted water-to-air intercoolers, “scorpion” air intakes, K&N cone filters, and Speedriven's ECU software to manage the extra air density and extra boost. The car also features Speedriven's transmission controller upgrades, allowing the car to handle the extra torque and giving the S600 a more “true” manual mode to hold gears more aggressively while delivering quicker, firmer shifts in “sport” mode (comfort mode retains the S600's usual silkiness).

With all the parts installed, this Speedriven-tuned S600 produces 695 hp and 840 lb-ft of daily-driver torque, which is huge, for a 600.

He(ck), 700 hp and 800 + lb-ft of torque is huge, period. You're not even getting that with the Black Series cars from - and you have to add another zero to the back of Speedriven's $9000 PKG price tag to make up for the difference from a more pedestrian standard AMG.

The cost for all the hardware necessary to replicate this 700 hp S Class is $8800, plus installation. Contact Speedriven for more information. More pics, including dyno figures, at this link.

28.12.10

speedriven | about that block tuner




EVEN BIGGER IN PERSON


A few weeks ago, this gorgeous 2010 S63 AMG showed up at Speedriven's Palatine, IL garage ... presenting a perfect opportunity to illustrate how the Block Tuner works on the newer Mercedes / AMG models.

In short, Speedriven's Block Tuner allows the end-user to "flash" their car's ECU through the OBDII port, effectively switching between a "stock" file and a "tuned" file in a matter of minutes - which is ideal for customers with warranty concerns or who choose to go to their local dealer for regular maintenance.

The S63 shown here makes use of the Bosch ME9.7 ECU (in fact, all of the current naturally-aspirated 63 series AMG cars do, as well), which needs to be "unlocked" here at Speedriven before it can be tuned over the OBDII. On the S63, the ECU is located under the hood, at the base of the windshield, on the driver's side (shown, below).



SIMPLE ENOUGH


The ECU is usually sent back the day we receive it here at Speedriven, so if you drop the ECU into a FedEx box on Monday afternoon, you'll be back on the road by 10AM Wednesday. Now that the ECU is no longer "write-protected" you'll be able to write to it using the Block Tuner.

NOTE: using the Block Tuner to read the ECU won't be a necessary step on a 63, because we can load a Speedriven file on the ECU while it's here being unlocked, and ship the Block Tuner pre-loaded with the factory file and the Speedriven file, already. Unlocking the ECU is not detectable by the dealer.

The process for loading a file from your computer to the Block Tuner is the same as a USB thumb drive or external hard drive. Just drag and drop the file into the Block Tuner folder (shown here, on a Mac).



STILL SIMPLE ENOUGH


You can load 2 files on the Block Tuner, and select between them using the physical switch on the Block (up/down = stock/tuned, or pump gas/race gas, or tuner 1/tuner 2 for a comparison, for example).

Once that's done, you can remove the Block Tuner from the computer. Select the file you'd like to load onto the car by putting the switch in either the up or down position, then plug the Block into the OBDII port, under the dash (below) ...



IT FITS PERFECTLY


... turning the key to the "on" position will initiate a programming cycle. The instruments will react and the engine fans will start running throughout the cycle. Once programming is complete, the Block Tuner's LED will glow green. Turn off the car, remove the Block Tuner, and you're ready to go with a new file loaded on the car.

If you ever want to put your ECU back to stock, make sure there is a stock setting on the Block Tuner, select the stock file by setting the switch to the appropriate up or down position, and load the file to the ECU (following the included manual, of course).

3.12.10

new-for 2011 mclaren slr (video)






WHAT IS OLD IS NEW AGAIN


That's right, kids - there is a new-for-2011 SLR McLaren!

Redesigned with a more sculpted nose and swoopy-er flanks to look more like its kid brother (the unfortunately named McLaren MP4 12C), the new SLR carries on with the 626 hp. 5.5 L supercharged V8 from the previous 722, but features some new aero and suspension tricks from the 722GT project.

I haven't seen any performance numbers, yet, but with production limited to just 25 units and honest-to-goodness McLaren badges, all I can say is "make mine orange".

2.12.10

speedriven | billet-wheel turbos




LOOKS SPINNY TO ME


It's been a November here at Speedriven, and we've been pushing forward with our first batch of "production-ready" turbo upgrades (shown, above).

As you can see, the Speedriven Mercedes turbos feature all-new billet wheels, as well as re-machined housings and manifolds, which are then ceramic-coated to further improve the upgraded turbos' thermal efficiency. Every moving part is new or re-worked, and every static part is machined, honed, or coated to deliver the best possible response without heat-soaking after long runs.

Speedriven's billet-wheel turbo upgrades are also listed on the products page over at Speedriven.com, and are now available for all 2003+ biturbo V12 Mercedes, AMG, and Maybach cars, starting at 5990 USD for the turbos + tune.

16.11.10

speedriven | polished coolers




OOH SHINY


This is the first (processed) picture of Speedriven's polished intercoolers for the biturbo V12 Mercedes and AMG cars. During several flat-out runs on a 95+ degree day in Goliad, Texas, intake temps never got above 120. That's good.

The top-mounted intercooler upgrades shown here are also listed on the products page over at Speedriven.com, and are now available in polished (shown), brushed, and wrinkle-black (my fav). Those pics should be ready later in the week ...

... in the meantime, we'll be gunning for someone's records. Stay tuned!

4.11.10

speedriven | texas mile video






LOOKIN' GOOD


DSM Videos just posted this clip of 2 (out of 3) of the Speedriven SL600s lining up in Goliad just before cracking 190 mph (not bad for the windy conditions, but still a bit shy of the stated 200 mph goal). Good stuff, still, and a great underhood comparison of the Speedriven top-mounted intercoolers on stock and upgraded turbos.

Enjoy!

21.10.10

speedriven | new site is up




PURPLE GOODNESS


The new Speedriven site is up, with new product photos, new links, and updated pricing information on Speedriven's core tuning products for V12 Mercedes and AMG cars. Most of the new site trades the small dynamic menus for a new, all-HTML/CSS "smart-phone-friendly" text links and photo-buttons.

Everything should work great on the new iPhones and iPads, too - so CLICK HERE to go visit and let me know if you find any broken links or typos. If you find any, I'll send you some stickers!

20.10.10

awesome 80's benzos | part iv




INDEN - WHEN YOU NEED TO BE SEXY AND BLURRY AT ONCE


What you see above is an absolutely GORGEOUS W126 S Class Mercedes-Benz built by German tuning firm Inden in 1991 to launch that company's line of then-new products.

You can't argue that the car has presence and a sense of monochromatic menace about it, and the 386 hp 6.0 L V8 was (in its day) quite the animal. Other mods include 3-pc. 18" aluminum Inden "Champion" rims wrapped in Pirelli PZero rubber and tucked under subtly flared arches grafted to the big sedan from a 560 SEC ... also a metric shit-ton lots of shiny black paint.

Simply wikked. CLICK HERE for more pics and a full Engrish-language write-up.

19.10.10

speedriven | goin' down to texas




ALMOST THERE


Despite holding the Mercedes-Benz standing-mile record at 197.7 mph, Speedriven is still a relatively unknown name outside of MBWorld's tuning forums.

Believe me: being unknown sucks.

How do I know? Well, along with Marcins Kogut and Chlebowicz, I are Speedriven.

As such, I can tell you that (while a 197 mph Mercedes record is something really special to me and Marcin) people want to see that '200' ... and nothing short of that will win hearts and minds. So, to go get that 200, we're planning to send no less than three twin-turbo V12s to chase that first 200-mph-in-a-standing-mile-in-a-Mercedes-Benz dream.



OOH ... LENS FLARES


The 900 + hp SL600 shown above (the current record-holder, at 197.7 mph) features Speedriven's top-mounted water-to-air intercoolers and heat exchanger PKG, as well as a new turbo assembly and ceramic-coated Speedriven manifold leading out to motorsports-style muffler-delete exhaust.



GNARLY WELDS ON PRE-PRODUCTION COOLERS


Marcin and I agree that an SL600 isn't normally the kind of car we look at and say 'take out the mufflers'. In this case, though, we were going for maximum power, so it had to be done. When it was done, we were pleasantly surprised, and Marcin said that “the turbos muffle the sound pretty well, and the end result is very aggressive, without sounding 'boy-racer'. For a mile-run or a weekend type of car, the sound is perfect.”

The other two cars we're planing to take down to Texas are a similarly prepared custom-turbo CL65 AMG coupe and black-on-black SL600. With all of Speedriven's new hardware and software tweaks in place, we think we have what it takes to be the first tuners to take a Mercedes-Benz to 200 mph at the Mile.

CLICK HERE to download 8 more high-resolution pics (.zip file).

Enjoy!

busy bees



In the past 6 weeks (since this) I have criss-crossed the country several times, put thousands of miles on the Routan, signed papers, written checks, and consumed ungodly amounts of coffee at several of this nation's finest rest-stops.

Why have I been doing all this?

There are many answers (as is the way of such things) but I've narrowed it down to the two most simple and obvious answers:
  • I'm moving to be closer to my son.

  • It's all part of the 5-year plan.

The part about being close to my boy should be pretty self-explanatory. Living in Florida with him and his mom in California was tough, but living in Ohio with them in Chicago (so close, yet so far) was unbearable. Now I'm in the same state, close by, and planning to become a much bigger part of his life ... which will be good for us both, I hope.

That second part about the 5-year plan is a bit trickier to explain, but over the course of the next few days (think "Texas Mile") all will be revealed.

SO, stay tuned for some philosophy, tuning, and more wikked-sikk project cars from all involved.

21.8.10

s400 hybrid | performance and compromise




ALL DYNO DAYS SHOULD BE THIS PERVERSE


This article marks my official return to the Gas 2.0 crew after nearly a year's absence (I've been busy), and was actually made possible by none other than Ray Wert, of Jalopnik/King-maker fame.

How much fun was it to strap a brand-new S400 hybrid to Switzer's Dynojet? Gas 2.0 readers don't want to hear about that, but I can tell you here: an electric hiss and thick smell of ozone filled the shop when this thing was running, and the twisted glee we took from putting the big Benz through the ringer is challenged only by the most fun thing we have ever tested, ever.

Click here to check out the full article.

27.6.10

kobayashi thrills in valencia


KO KO B YEAH SHEEEE !!!


Kamui Kobayashi is one quick little dude, and he continues to impress me.

Why?

I'm glad you asked. See, Kobayashi drove his Sauber almost all the way to the end of this weekend's European Grand Prix in Valencia on a single set of tires. That feat alone would be impressive enough, but Kobayashi was keeping his (seriously out-gunned) Sauber ahead of (2009 world champion) Jenson Button's McLaren-Mercedes and just behind Sebastian Vettel's Newey-designed Red Bull and (2008 world champion) Lewis Hamilton.

With seven laps to go, Kobayashi came in for a mandatory stop, switching out to fresh rubber. He re-joined the action just behind (2005 and 2006 world champion) Fernando Alonso and Sebastian Buemi, who were battling each other for 7th spot.

7th place is a good position for a Sauber driver, but the man from Japan wasn't done ... just watch.





WATCH CLOSELY AND YOU MIGHT SEE A TORCH BEING PASSED


That was Kamui Kobayashi putting an authoritative pass on Fernando Alonso, widely considered to be among the best Grand Prix drivers in history, and the guy who finally drove the stake into Schumacher and Ferrari in their prime.

Great stuff, Kamui - AMAZING! I can't wait to see what the future holds.

7.9.09

awesome 80's benzos | part iii






From Gas 2.0 ...
What you see above (center) is one of the most well-engineered “Franken-cars” of all time: a factory-modified 1980’s era Mercedes-Benz 190 diesel, stuffed with the company’s latest BlueEFFICIENCY CDI engine, which makes more than double the horsepower and nearly three times the torque of the original 1988 D.

How far we’ve come in 20 years!

More photos, and MBUSA’s own comprehensive press release, after the jump.

That's the opening prelude to my most recent post for the Gas 2.0 blog, but there's much more going on "behind the scenes" on some very similar projects a bit closer to home - but that will have to wait.

In the meantime, CLICK HERE for the goods on that wicked-sikk 190 D up there (0-60 in 6 seconds! 155 mph top speed! 48 mpg!), and stay tuned for more Awesome 80's Benzo news from sunny South Florida!

16.6.09

awesome 80's benzo: 380 sel caruna






Search high and low, kiddies - you will not find a better example of 1980's Mercedes awesomeness than this 1985 380 SEL Caruna four-door cabriolet.

Jalopnik's resident shoe Wes Siler made the find, and explains that this unique 126 was first commissioned in 1984 from Swiss coachbuilder Caruna by the Dutch royal family. The car served as Princess Juliana's favorite for many years, and was recently restored to its former blah blah blah ... will you just LOOK at it?!





That is some seriously Sexy Sacco action up there, and all I can say is: we miss you, Petey!

Aw ...

19.5.09

i love you, mother russia








With all the crazy top speed events, rockin' techno, and $4000 brides that have been coming my way lately, you'd think I'd be all "Russ'd out", wouldn't you?

But, no!

Instead, the more eastern-European goodness I get, the more I seem to crave. Take the little video nugget, above. I found it earlier today on Jalopnik, and I've probably sent it to a dozen people already.

Enjoy!





Euro Thug Life > US Thug Life - oh, yes!

15.5.09

evotech cl65 v. hks gtr v. switzer 997








You've seen enough of these videos (HERE, HERE, and HERE) to know how this ends by now, right?

The big surprise here is how close to Switzer's Porsche the Evotech AMG actually is - holding tight on Godzilla and not losing sight of the Switzer car at speeds approaching 200 mph.

Amazing.